Robo penguins

One day, I'll paddle my kayak-sub along the sunken coast of North America, with only my uplifted sea otter and a flock of robo penguins to scout the bacterial growths of sunken agricultural fields.....

The robopenguin by the incredibly named German company FESTO is grinding it's way through the internets, making flocking robodrones both more lifelike and something much more than meat-biology.

IF the eyes had been red, would you still think these beauties cuddly-wuddly?



And these drones aren't stuck to just water, they can fly too!

If it's floating pengu-droids that will shepherd in the new age of airships, I welcome it. But I hope the eighties cool guitar doesn't come back with it.

Now all we need are magma-surfing bio-mechanical King penguins that keep the deep basalt lords in their place to make me a completely banish that christian nonesense from my brain.