Six for Science

Here we go:

1. There are seas of fuel on Titan - I wonder how the U.S. will invade?

2. Colossal Dark Matter sheets detected. How big? Try 270-light-years across.

3. Pythons on the move... to New Jersey. Finally, something to keep the mutagenic sewer alligators down.

4. Better solar cells through industrialization of moth eyes. The future isn't in plastics anymore.

5. Hormones can make you look like you're covered in crap, but only if you are a caterpillar. What's your excuse?

6. More proof that we are all from Africa, so let's stop with the "white people do this, but black people do that" jokes.

As for the picture - we are going to need robot oil derricks for Titan. It's just plain logic.